My Twin Peaks Season 3 predictions

So I'm not one for publishing my theories, but it's so extraordinary that new Twin Peaks will air tonight I thought I'd share some of my thoughts for posterity. I haven't read or listened to any theory or predictions. They are a little ridiculous are are informed just by my imagination, but hey, anything could happen in a Lynch program. Here we go:

• The first we see of Cooper, errrr Cooper's doppelgänger, will be when he is released from prison for killing Annie.
• Good Cooper is in the Red room for the past 25 years and escapes.
• Or, some major battle will have happened in the past 25 years that we only hear about.
• If Annie is alive, Laura Dern could be playing her.
• Michael Cera is the son of Andy and Lucy.
• Andy is the new Sheriff in town.
• Donna died of natural causes or a tragedy like a car crash.
• Ed and Norma are not back together.
• Jim Belushi plays a cop.
• Bobby is doing something good for society and is married to Shelly
• Something happened to Harry S. Truman, like Donna, natural causes or a common tragedy.
• Ben Horne ran unsuccessfully for Senate and is still on his quest for good in the world.
• James has a million of stories to tell us.

We'll see in seven hours! Can't wait!